For SS and her Moo Moo.
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Monday, April 14, 2008
GO SOX! Red Sox/Yankees Game 04-13-08
I must say. Tek has one heck of an a$$. And thighs like sequoias. He's so hot.
Unconscious Mutterings 271
Saturday, April 12, 2008
Unconscious Mutterings *270*
Stuffed :: mushrooms
Gills :: I wish
Distance :: far
Panties :: undies
Checkered :: flag
Fill in :: the blanks
Taunting :: Monty Python
Diner :: Betty's
Pizza :: Greek
Best friend :: Sara
Gills :: I wish
Distance :: far
Panties :: undies
Checkered :: flag
Fill in :: the blanks
Taunting :: Monty Python
Diner :: Betty's
Pizza :: Greek
Best friend :: Sara
Feeling Peevish
Trying to figure out if I really am just kidding or not.
Auntie KK has me feeling really guilty. The leaves were whispering louder at me to please rake them out. Nope, IIIII CAN'T HEAAARRRRRR YOUUUUUU!!!! *SIGH* I'm going to borrow SS and J's leaf blower for that.
Auntie KK, get the "Cape Cod Special" grass seed. Run to the hardware store on Main St, Ace Bradfords, and ask for the hardy type grass they use on Cape. (they still employ people who know what they are talking about) It's a mix I think, tough as anything and easy to grow. SS's J could even tell you -he is working on his lawn tomorrow.
Just scratch the ground and throw it down evenly and keep it watered. Don't walk on it. There you go. Auntie KK will have a lawn! Every time I've seeded, and mind you- not a professional, I've just thrown it down and done the above. Comes up like a miracle. J can give you tips on fertilizers and such to keep it going. Ohhh... I hear thunder. Good. I hope it pours. I have Design on a Dime on( My fav HGTV show!), a cup of tea next to me and guilt sitting on my right shoulder.
I'm doing a pretty good job of ignoring it.
Wow, ending on a crash of thunder!
How cool is THAT!
It's pouring out now.
I feel much better!
Hmmm's:
changed my mind,
pour your heart out
Friday, April 11, 2008
E>~*SATURDAY*~<3
I am torn.I really need to tear my room apart.
I need to wash some dirty laundry and put away a lot of clean laundry.
I could dust and vacuum.
Put the room BACK together.
Store some stuff in the closet.
Neatly.
You know- "C-H-O-R-E-S".
Hmmm.
Here's the rub.
It's going to pour.
A VERY crappy, non-green thumb day.
This sounds like a day to grab a well loved book and chill on the bed with HGTV on kind of day.
With a hot cup of tea next to me.
And some snack type food.
I feel guilty already.
Plus I may want to actually blog something that might actually be interesting instead of blah, blah, blah. And best of all? It's a day to myself. NO-ONE will be home. Peace and stillness in the house. No other people noises, no having to make conversation or helping out, nothing. I could just sit and do nothing.
Hmph.
I feel the guilt nibbling away at me already.
I'm not even Catholic.
*sigh*
Now I just might have to actually DO something!
Anybody else have Saturday dilemma's out there?
Hmmm's:
a good book,
chores,
guilt vs work,
laundry,
ugh
The Green Thumb Project (Thursday)
It was a beautiful day! Unlike Auntie KK, I was not lured by the siren's call of leaf raking. It is my most hated thing. That and picking sticks. Puh-lease. Those are for child labor... But no kids around here to pay! Any who. I went to Lowe's. I picked out some of the dark-purple-light-swallowing pansies, some pinks (they smelled sooo good!!!!), some rose/flower feeder/bug killer type stuff, some lily bulbs and some gladiola bulbs and a huge bag of Miracle Grow Moisture Hold Soil. or something like that. So, I planted the pansies. I just couldn't resist. We are still in frost danger. They're on their own. I was dying to plant the pinks. And the glads. And the lillie's and all the rest for that matter. It's killing me not to go plant everything yet!!! I don't even have the garden bed dug and enriched. *SIGH* Plus I know we could get a killing frost or two feet of snow at any moment. I really just kind of puttered around. I fertilized my roses and sprinkled anything else with new growth on it with the stinky stuff. I weeded a little here and there. The hated Witch Grass plucking is a never ending battle. I also moved the decorative fencing around a little more to suit myself. I forgot to take a pic of that. You'll see it soon. I mooned over the pit that is to be the "big" fish pond. I played in the bone chilling water of the small pond. I bought fish food too. My mom tells me don't feed the fish until the water is consistently over fifty degrees. Um. I fed the fish any way. I cleared some more trash up.
I basically just enjoyed the warmth and puttering. I did put some old screens over the pansies. I don't want them to be pummeled to death by the torrential rain we are supposed to get. We need to do some slash and burning around here! And all it does is rain and be freakin' windy as heck! GRRR! Ah well. Hopefully before the burning season is over. I can't wait for the end of frost season. I have seeds and seedlings to get dirty!
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Gift Wrapping With Ferret's
Clear large space on table for wrapping present.Go to closet and collect bag in which present is contained, and shut door.
Open door and remove ferret from closet.
Go to cupboard and retrieve rolls of wrapping paper.
Go back and remove ferret from cupboard.
Go to drawer, and collect transparent sticky tape, ribbons, scissors, labels, etc...
Lay out presents and wrapping materials on table, to enable wrapping strategy to be formed.
Go back to drawer to get string, remove ferret that has been in the drawer since last visit and collect string.
Remove present from bag.
Remove ferret from bag.
Open box to check present, remove ferret from box, replace present.
Lay out paper to enable cutting to size.
Try and smooth out paper, realize ferret is underneath and remove ferret.
Cut the paper to size, keeping the cutting line straight.
Throw away first sheet as ferret chased the scissors, and tore the paper.
Cut second sheet of paper to size - by putting ferret in the bag the present came in.
Place present on paper.
Lift up edges of paper to seal in present. Wonder why edges don't reach. Realize ferret is between present and paper. Remove ferret.
Place object on paper, to hold in place while tearing transparent sticky tape.
Spend 20 minutes carefully trying to remove transparent sticky tape from ferret with pair of nail scissors.
Seal paper with sticky tape, making corners as neat as possible.
Look for roll of ribbon. Chase ferret down hall in order to retrieve ribbon.
Try to wrap present with ribbon in a two-directional turn.
Re-roll ribbon and remove paper, which is now torn due to ferret's enthusiastic ribbon chase.
Repeat steps 13-20 until you reach last sheet of paper.
Decide to skip steps 13-17 in order to save time and reduce risk of losing last sheet of paper. Retrieve old cardboard box that is the right size for sheet of paper.
Put present in box, and tie down with string.
Remove sting, open box and remove ferret.
Put all packing materials in bag with present and head for locked room.
Once inside lockable room, lock door and start to relay out paper and materials.
Remove ferret from box, unlock door, put ferret outside door, close and relock.
Repeat previous step as often as is necessary (until you can hear ferret from outside door)
Lay out last sheet of paper. (This will be difficult in the small area of the toilet, but do your best)
Discover ferret has already torn paper. Unlock door go out and hunt through various cupboards, looking for sheet of last year's paper. Remember that you haven't got any left because ferret helped with this last year as well.
Return to lockable room, lock door, and sit on toilet and try to make torn sheet of paper look presentable.
Seal box, wrap with paper and repair by very carefully sealing with sticky tape. Tie up with ribbon and decorate with bows to hide worst areas.
Label. Sit back and admire your handiwork, congratulate yourself on completing a difficult job.
Unlock door, and go to kitchen to make drink and feed ferret.
Spend 15 minutes looking for ferret until coming to obvious conclusion.
Unwrap present, untie box and remove ferret.
Go to store and buy a gift bag.
-Author Unknown
I don't deserve My Innergeek score. *TOTAL GEEK*

I just learned how to hyperlink a word.
By myself.
I am so proud of me!
I had asked a geek-type friend of mine to teach me, but I got tired of waiting.
So I googled it.
Yes, you heard me!
I GOOGLED IT.
I *HEART* GOOGLE!
WOOT!
Now I'm just showing off.
*roflsnorting*
Just highlight the word/words in your blog first, then click the hyperlink button and paste the link.
*BTW: "total Geek" is a low score.
Jeezums!
Beep Beep!
Clutch the pearls kids! My Jeep is road legal! Woo Hoo! Now it still needs work done, but it's a step closer! YEAYYYYY! And even better was putting the Firefighter Memorial License Plate's on. Getting the tires mounted and balanced on Thursday.Sunday, April 6, 2008
Unconscious Mutterings
- Nutritious :: fruit
- Graduate :: congrats
- Tonight! :: boredom
- Located :: where?
- Weapon :: hmmmm...
- Jumper :: cables
- Collectibles :: ferrets
- Dennis :: town of
- Hostile :: me
- Vivid :: color
Next Time You Are In China Town...
Ramble for the Moment *No Green Thumb Today*
So what was I just doing? I was playing Bejeweled 2 and thinking about a late lunch. NASCAR is on, we watch the Sunday races. *NASCAR : Not just for Rednecks anymore!* I had been surfing for blog fodder. *Found some good stuff* All is quiet out on the front step. I did sustain two minor injuries due to gardening yesterday. I somehow lightly sprained my R middle finger. Is someone trying to tell me something? (I might have done that bringing wood in for the stove though, who knows.) And, stupidly, I moved a barrel last night in the dark that was supporting 5 metal gardening fence pieces. *sigh* I forgot they were there and I didn't see them. I lifted the damn barrel and they CRASHED down onto the top of my R foot, taking some skin off and leaving me with a hell of a welt and a good bruise. DUMMY! Sheeshes! Hmm. my finger won't bend, and hurts, so maybe more than a slight sprain. It won't kill me. It will just annoy the hell out of me. It's freezing cold and drizzly out. I'm mad since I thought it was going to be "nice" out and I had a ton of things I wanted to do. GRRR! Anyway. I am pleased to say my new Byeta dose is really bringing my sugars down. I had the shakes really bad @ 4 ack-emma and had to go down to get a bowl of cereal! It's also cut my appetite way down. I really have to keep an eye on my sugars now. Never had to worry about being so low before. kinda scary. Hmmm... What else, what else? The cat's are all passed out on the bed. OH! I scrubbed the bathroom last night. Good old fashioned on-hands-and-knees scrubbing. Took down the shower curtains and washed them. I'm supposed to paint a color sample on the hall wall today. We will see if I get to it. I'm feeling lazy today. Any way. There is your ramble for the moment! I need a sammich!
Saturday, April 5, 2008
The Green Thumb Project
Friday, April 4, 2008
The Green Thumb Project
Well, those are but two projects I am working on. Good enough for now. At least I remebered to get before pictures! Can't wait to get my green thumbs into the dirt.
I was a big Blondie fan way back when... But did you ever really know the dang words to this one?
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out had a heart of glass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind
Once I had a love and it was divine
Soon found out I was losing my mind
It seemed like the real thing but I was so blind
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind
In between
What I find is pleasing and I'm feeling fine
Love is so confusing there's no peace of mind
If I fear I'm losing you it's just no good
You teasing like you do
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out had a heart of glass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind
Once I had a love and it was divine
Soon found out I was losing my mind
It seemed like the real thing but I was so blind
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind
Lost inside
Adorable illusion and I cannot hide
I'm the one you're using, please don't push me aside
We coulda made it cruising, yeah
Yeah, riding high on love's true bluish light
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out to be a pain in the ass
Seemed like the real thing only to find
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind
Hmmm's:
oh whoa,
oooo,
ooooo,
what is she singing?
Thursday, April 3, 2008
Paw Sox Season Opener: Police and Fire Edition!
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
"Word Verification" (Do they have an ointment for that?)
Word Verification. It's a bitch, I hate it. It's like fighting to open a jar of pickles. You KNOW you can't open it with your bare hands! Yet you fight and twist and strain until you remember to get out the rubber thingy from the bottom of a drawer (that's dried to little crumbly pieces because you haven't used it in a millennium) to wrap around the lid. You use the biggest crumbled piece of the thingy to crack it open- only to get pickle juice all down your front.
It's like suddenly fearing the last step on the stairs because you're unsure of your balance and you don't want to fall, so you hesitate. And fall on your face anyway as soon as you step down.
It's like threading a very tiny needle with thread the diameter of a piece of hair. Try as you might, with one eye closed and tongue poking out with your face scrunched up so you look like Igor from Frankenstein's lab, it takes umpteen tries. You end up wanting to poke your own eye out with said needle and strangle yourself with the thread.
*SIGH*
Word Verification has me wanting to set up the handicap programs that came with my computer. I mean, really. I'm dead serious. I AM an intelligent adult. Yet nine times out of ten I can't get the damn thing CORRECT! All I want to DO is make a STINKIN' comment! YEESH! But NO! You have to go through stinkin' WORD VERIFI-FREAKIN-CATION! Sample of one of my recent tries to comment on a blog below:
"getbimebiotch"
Okie. Tapitty, tap, tap. Oops. I missed a letter? Hmph.
"sukr"
Okayyy. Tap, tap, tapity-tap...
WTF?! Not again!?
"faquretrdad1"
HEY! WAIT A MINUTE! Are those words? Those are words! WTF??? Those are ALMOST WORDS! And where the HELL did the numeral come from?!? Well fa-qu too! Freakin' frackin' sucky website, grrr, grumble, growl. So I end up hitting enter a few hundred times to get to (ohhh, ECSTASY!) A four letter word!
"assht" My teeth grind and my hands shake.
I start talking out loud to my computer now.
"You callin' ME an asshat?"
"Where are the freakin' four freakin' letter words!!!!!!"
STAB, STAB, STABBING at the keyboard now.
YESSSS!
A four letter word!
I get giddy!
Relief washes through me.
I can finally make my freakin' comment!!!!!!!
PLEASE TYPE YOUR VERIFICATION HERE:
"losr"
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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